Me:Yeah, just don't use those one worded sentences in your essay like you love to do. You know, "Power. Legacy. Justice. Those are the very descriptive words of the world Thomas Jefferson sought to devise." I hate when you do that!
Kevin:No, not Thomas Jefferson. St...something.
Me:St...Bernard? Who is that? He sounds so familiar!
Kevin:That's a dog...
Me:Oh...uhhhhh.
